Song #4 - Video

[fourwayconnection]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS!?!?

[And a good morning to you too, Johto and Kanto! You wanted a teenage boy yelling at the top of his lungs, right? Yeah. To be fair- he seems to be yelling at someone off screen.]

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER SIT DOWN AND GET ANY FRIGGIN' REST! STOP CLEANING THE HOUSE, MAKA, OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND

KICK

YOUR

ASS!

[With that, he turns back to the Pokegear and starts speaking in a normal person indoor voice.]

So that's the situation. My friend over here has some sort of complex, I don't even know- I'm almost positive she didn't calm down when the hurricane was in full effect, so now she's sick but not listening to Doctor Rung's orders of "knock that shit off". How the hell is the nerd of our group of friends just as stupid as the actual stupid guys?

Anyone have any advice for how to make her lay down already that doesn't involve me roundhouse kicking her in the head and into unconsciousness? Alternatively- if anyone is in Olivine, I swear I will literally pay you to come over here and help me confiscate her Pokemon, force her into bed, and tie her down.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

Comments

[killer_sweets]

No, a roundhouse kick works wonders, if they're being idiotically stubborn.

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[a_sin_for_him]

Why won't she take care of herself? I've never been ill, but simple logic would lend the conclusion that rest and medicine for a short time outweighs illness for a length of time.

Is illness common, here?

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[captainash]

...Have you considered duct tape and a Snorlax? To block her in, I mean, not to sit on her.

[sort of action/sort of voice]

[soundmind]

You know I'm hearing and seeing everything you're doing on that broadcast, right?

[She says as she's working at a sewing machine to re-hem a curtain.]

I'll have Kali bite you if you come near me.

[And said Houndoom is curled at her feet, giving Kirikou the Evil Eye.]

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[codeforhope]

[Chihiro's....okay, he's literally too scared to try to respond to this with a video, but 1) Maka is his friend and 2) Kirikou you're scaring him a little and he's a bit worried for his friend's well-being. So. ..Um.

Have a text.]

I don't think violence is the answer...

[Pls don't hurt Maka.]

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[imthe_shit]

[ Someone offscreen or not, wow. Snake is just wincing... and quickly adjusts the volume for the duration of the yelling. Once it looks like the kid is talking in a normal voice, he rolls the volume up a bit more. ]

I've got some advice.

Let's start with no screaming while your Pokegear is on.

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[bookslap]

{...well, it's a sentiment she's familiar with, if not with that level of volume.}

If she won't listen to reason, wait until she wears herself into the ground, and then cuff her to the bed. {Shrugging.} Or you could dose her up with cold medications - I've heard some of those have tranquilising properties.