fourwayconnection: (potmeister) (Everybody was literally kung fu)
Kirikou Rung ([personal profile] fourwayconnection) wrote2014-08-07 02:59 pm

Song #4 - Video

HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS!?!?

[And a good morning to you too, Johto and Kanto! You wanted a teenage boy yelling at the top of his lungs, right? Yeah. To be fair- he seems to be yelling at someone off screen.]

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER SIT DOWN AND GET ANY FRIGGIN' REST! STOP CLEANING THE HOUSE, MAKA, OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND

KICK

YOUR

ASS!

[With that, he turns back to the Pokegear and starts speaking in a normal person indoor voice.]

So that's the situation. My friend over here has some sort of complex, I don't even know- I'm almost positive she didn't calm down when the hurricane was in full effect, so now she's sick but not listening to Doctor Rung's orders of "knock that shit off". How the hell is the nerd of our group of friends just as stupid as the actual stupid guys?

Anyone have any advice for how to make her lay down already that doesn't involve me roundhouse kicking her in the head and into unconsciousness? Alternatively- if anyone is in Olivine, I swear I will literally pay you to come over here and help me confiscate her Pokemon, force her into bed, and tie her down.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.
a_sin_for_him: (are you sure?)

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[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2014-08-07 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I recommend a sedative slipped into her food or drink.

[Drugs are so much more subtle than simply knocking someone out with violence.]

But germs are needed to cause the illness, aren't they? Viral strains and all of that. Are there many?

I've never dealt with the frailties of a human body before.
a_sin_for_him: (are you sure?)

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[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2014-08-08 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
A doctor should be able to provide them. Or a chemist.

[Do they have chemists, here?]

There's so much to remember and keep in mind. It shouldn't be so easy to wear down your own health like that....

[But all of Lust's knowledge of the human condition has been theoretical until recently.]

Nothing can ever be assumed, when it comes to Pokemon.
a_sin_for_him: (puzzled)

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[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2014-08-08 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I...wish you luck.

All the more reason she should see to her recovery.

I wonder if I'm healthy or not.
a_sin_for_him: (fond and flattered)

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[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2014-08-08 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I feel fine. As long as I remember to eat more than once a day.

That would be helpful, thank you.
a_sin_for_him: (Fond thoughts)

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[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2014-08-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's just hard to remember, sometimes. I'm not used to having to eat three meals a day.

Oh, I don't know. Fruits and vegetables. And seafood.
a_sin_for_him: (Fond thoughts)

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[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2014-08-12 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
You don't need to do that.

On the road at the moment.