fourwayconnection | Song #4

HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS!?!?

[And a good morning to you too, Johto and Kanto! You wanted a teenage boy yelling at the top of his lungs, right? Yeah. To be fair- he seems to be yelling at someone off screen.]

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER SIT DOWN AND GET ANY FRIGGIN' REST! STOP CLEANING THE HOUSE, MAKA, OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND

KICK

YOUR

ASS!

[With that, he turns back to the Pokegear and starts speaking in a normal person indoor voice.]

So that's the situation. My friend over here has some sort of complex, I don't even know- I'm almost positive she didn't calm down when the hurricane was in full effect, so now she's sick but not listening to Doctor Rung's orders of "knock that shit off". How the hell is the nerd of our group of friends just as stupid as the actual stupid guys?

Anyone have any advice for how to make her lay down already that doesn't involve me roundhouse kicking her in the head and into unconsciousness? Alternatively- if anyone is in Olivine, I swear I will literally pay you to come over here and help me confiscate her Pokemon, force her into bed, and tie her down.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

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I am going to have to move quick.

Got any Pokémon that are quicker than you and unlikely to accept bribes?

...Hold on.

[Excuse him while he scrambles to assemble the team. He comes back a moment later while the sound of tiny feet patter off.]

I THINK so, but I guess we'll have to see how that goes.

...If they have any moves that can put people to sleep for a few minutes, I'd say now's the time to use them.

I'll be sure to keep it in mind. I really need to get more Pokemon instead of Maka randomly shoving them at me....

Does she at least shove the good ones at you, or just whatever she finds?

Ones she knows I'll like- fire and electric since that's what I worked with back home.

It's nice of her to give you a customized set of species. Especially since those types aren't quite as widespread as, say, Bug or Flying.

[Or Normal. *coughcough*]

Yeah, she even went all the way to Kanto to get my Plusle and Minun... So I really want her to just relax and get better already before I go insane.

Putting her to sleep sounds more and more like a good idea. Or maybe distracting her with a good game or book.

Oh- a book is a good idea! She's more interested in that sort of stuff anyway. I guess she's a lot like Ox, one of my teammates, that way.

...Any good suggestions?

Has she read the novelization of the Full Metal Cop film series? The plot is decent enough, and it includes all the deleted scenes found only in the Special Edition, and more.

...I have no idea, but that actually sounds cool enough for me to get interested in.

I'll have to chec at the stores around here to see if I can find it.

I saw the paperback version in a Mahogany convenience store, so it should be available pretty much everywhere else too. The hardcover book might be harder to find, however.

Do you think it makes that much of a difference? I mean a book's a book, right?

The hardcover one makes a better weapon in a pinch. Hitting a burglar with a paperback isn't quite as satisfying.

...Definitely getting her the paperback then.

Really, now. Think about her safety! Besides, lugging that around would do wonders for her arm strength.

Trust me, her arm strength is fine. I don't think she needs the help.

Get the paperback, then. Get an edition with writing so small that she'll need to grab a magnifying glass and take her time to read it.

Pffft- do they sell books with letters that tiny?

Sure they do. You just need to find a cheap publisher who can't afford all that paper.

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