fourwayconnection | Song #4

HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS!?!?

[And a good morning to you too, Johto and Kanto! You wanted a teenage boy yelling at the top of his lungs, right? Yeah. To be fair- he seems to be yelling at someone off screen.]

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER SIT DOWN AND GET ANY FRIGGIN' REST! STOP CLEANING THE HOUSE, MAKA, OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND

KICK

YOUR

ASS!

[With that, he turns back to the Pokegear and starts speaking in a normal person indoor voice.]

So that's the situation. My friend over here has some sort of complex, I don't even know- I'm almost positive she didn't calm down when the hurricane was in full effect, so now she's sick but not listening to Doctor Rung's orders of "knock that shit off". How the hell is the nerd of our group of friends just as stupid as the actual stupid guys?

Anyone have any advice for how to make her lay down already that doesn't involve me roundhouse kicking her in the head and into unconsciousness? Alternatively- if anyone is in Olivine, I swear I will literally pay you to come over here and help me confiscate her Pokemon, force her into bed, and tie her down.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

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Hmm another word of advice you might want to block her from seeing your video and responses. Or she'll find out all of your plans.

...Shit.

Do you know if it's possible to make these things private after the fact?

You can just lock the whole video instead locking all the replies to it.

[A delayed reply later-]

She already found out. Feel free to tell me I suck at this.

You suck at this. Since I have a few more ideas, I'm locking the rest our conversation.

[This is starting to get fun.]

Alright- give me a chance to get to where she can't eavesdrop on me.

[It's not eavesdropping if you don't even try, Kirikou... Either way, he comes back onto the 'Gear a few moments later.]

Alright, what do you have in mind?

Okay, first I need to know, what sort of pokemon do you have on you?

Dodrio, Plusle, Minun, Houndoom, Charizard, and a Growlithe.

Those wont work for this, what do you have in your PC?

[...He's gonna get laughed at for this.]

An Eevee- listen, Maka kept shoving Pokemon at me, the only one I got a decision on was the Houndoom, I thought I'd focus on training those before getting so many I couldn't handle them all!

Alright I'll make this simple. You need pokemon that have moves that put people sleep. Moves like Grass Whistle, Hypnosis, Lovely Kiss, Relic Song, Sing, Sleep Powder, Spore or Yawn.

With those you have a good chance of knocking her out and any pokemon she has guarding her.

Sounds like Grass Types would know most of those moves.

Some are grass moves and others are just normal moves.

I look the Pokemon up in the 'Dex later, then. There's probably someone I can borrow from in a pinch if there's nothing around here that would do...

If you can't find any pokemon with it, I can let you borrow my Dunsparce. It knows Yawn.

If I don't get anything better, I'll be sure to call you again and pay you back with a day's worth of sweets.

See this is why I like talking to you, Kirikou. You understand what I like. [It's one of the easiest ways to handle him.]

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