fourwayconnection | Song #4

HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS!?!?

[And a good morning to you too, Johto and Kanto! You wanted a teenage boy yelling at the top of his lungs, right? Yeah. To be fair- he seems to be yelling at someone off screen.]

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER SIT DOWN AND GET ANY FRIGGIN' REST! STOP CLEANING THE HOUSE, MAKA, OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND

KICK

YOUR

ASS!

[With that, he turns back to the Pokegear and starts speaking in a normal person indoor voice.]

So that's the situation. My friend over here has some sort of complex, I don't even know- I'm almost positive she didn't calm down when the hurricane was in full effect, so now she's sick but not listening to Doctor Rung's orders of "knock that shit off". How the hell is the nerd of our group of friends just as stupid as the actual stupid guys?

Anyone have any advice for how to make her lay down already that doesn't involve me roundhouse kicking her in the head and into unconsciousness? Alternatively- if anyone is in Olivine, I swear I will literally pay you to come over here and help me confiscate her Pokemon, force her into bed, and tie her down.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

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{...well, it's a sentiment she's familiar with, if not with that level of volume.}

If she won't listen to reason, wait until she wears herself into the ground, and then cuff her to the bed. {Shrugging.} Or you could dose her up with cold medications - I've heard some of those have tranquilising properties.

The only problem is getting past all her Pokemon, but once that's done with, it's probably smooth sailing from there...

Think a Jenny would let me borrow her cuffs?

{ :|a }

Do you not have a leather belt handy? That could work in a pinch.

....It could, actually. I've never used one like that before, but it can't be too hard.

{ nanao stop }

Normally I wouldn't be recommending bondage to teenagers, but if it works in keeping someone in their bed... I'm not going to judge.

Hey hey hey, IT'S NOT BONDAGE!

Oh? What would you call it, then?

....I'm only 16, how do you expect me to answer this?

Truthfully. {Why is *everyone* so darn young?!}

[He's from a shonen manga, what do you want from him]

....Not... bondage? Listen, I don't know what it is, but it's not that!

{Oh boy, that's right. Hurray for shounen manga characters.}

Fair enough.

In any case, I wish you luck in your undoubtedly noble endeavours.

Thanks...

I'm Kirikou Rung, by the way.

And I am Nanao Ise.

...are you actually a doctor? {You seem kind of young.}

...No. I mean, I know battlefield first aid- the kinda crap you toss together to keep you together until you can get to an actual doctor.

But I don't have a degree or anything.

Fair enough - in a world like this, first aid might be more helpful than a doctorate, anyway.

Maybe. With people like Team Rocket around, I guess skills like this are still useful even when things seem quiet.

Team Rocket? I'm guessing that they're not exactly the most helpful people around.

Nope. They're thieves at best, but they'll do things like set trains on fire and explode buildings. They're bad news.

They sound more like insurrectionists than thieves if they're doing those kind of activities.

That would imply they have a goal or something. Far as I know, they're just a bunch of criminals.

...that's frustrating. Why do all of that if you don't have a goal?

Who knows. Although, I guess to be fair, it might be that individually they have their own goals that aren't the same as the boss'.

I don't know. I don't think anyone even knows anything about who's in charge.

Well, at least I now know something - thank you, Kirikou.

It's no problem. It's important to keep info flowing around here, right? Especially with newbies coming in every few weeks.

I suppose the more people know, the more they can prepare themselves for whatever may come.

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