fourwayconnection | Song #4

HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS!?!?

[And a good morning to you too, Johto and Kanto! You wanted a teenage boy yelling at the top of his lungs, right? Yeah. To be fair- he seems to be yelling at someone off screen.]

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER SIT DOWN AND GET ANY FRIGGIN' REST! STOP CLEANING THE HOUSE, MAKA, OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND

KICK

YOUR

ASS!

[With that, he turns back to the Pokegear and starts speaking in a normal person indoor voice.]

So that's the situation. My friend over here has some sort of complex, I don't even know- I'm almost positive she didn't calm down when the hurricane was in full effect, so now she's sick but not listening to Doctor Rung's orders of "knock that shit off". How the hell is the nerd of our group of friends just as stupid as the actual stupid guys?

Anyone have any advice for how to make her lay down already that doesn't involve me roundhouse kicking her in the head and into unconsciousness? Alternatively- if anyone is in Olivine, I swear I will literally pay you to come over here and help me confiscate her Pokemon, force her into bed, and tie her down.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

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[NO NOT AT ALL.]

I.

I dont think you should fight at all

[Can you just. Hear the panic in his text.]

why?

There are always better solutions.

[Right???]

thats why I made this post

do you not like fighting or something??

not really. no. im sorry.

hey its fine you're a civilian right??

like not a soldier

Its' fine if you don't like it, that's why people like me and maka exist

[Wait, that's.

...

The way that's worded causes Chihiro to pause, probably with good reason.]

What do you mean?

...You are a civilian, right?

like, where you come from

Yes? I guess I...am.

Then it's okay if you don't like fighting. civilians aren't supposed to unless it's like for boxing and stuff

So you and Maka...aren't civilians?

Noooooo?

we're meisters

[...???]

oh

Im sorry I dont know what that is

We're basically people who can use demon weapons which are people who can turn into weapons

and a lot of other things but thats the main thing!!!

maka's partner was Soul who is a scythe weapon and my usual partners are Fire and Thunder who can tunr into gauntlets

for a long time, we trained at the dwma so that we could fight witches and people in danger of turning into kishin which happens when they murder and eat peoples souls

we just finished a war back home against hte first kishin asura

[That sure is a lot of words there, Kirikou. And...honestly, Chihiro isn't entirely sure how to respond to that. Maka never told him about...all of that, but of course he wouldn't expect her to just outright tell him something like this.

Not like now, anyway.]

Oh. I see...

yeah

Also Maka is violent as hell dont let her nerd exterior fool you okay?

....

she

she seems very nice to me...

gotta watch out for the nice ones man

Stop that!

You're scaring Chihiro, don't to that to my friend!

[SHIT GOT CAUGHT]

ok ok

i'm just saying

You're saying a *lie*. I'm only violent to people who deserve it, it's not like I go around picking fights--unlike someone *else* I could mention.

Nobody calls Black*Star or Ox or you violent, why should I be the damned exception?

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You...you really think so?

I'm nto allowed to talk anymore because Maka started paying attention to this post again

but seriously she's the only one in our class who actually made her wepaon a death scythe so

p.s. that means she kicked a lot of ass including a witch's ass which is a big deal

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Don't listen to him, Chihiro.

Yes, I'm a soldier, yes I do my job like I'm supposed to, no I'm not "violent" by default.

The only people I'd be violent to are ones that make stupid jokes about my body or enemies.

I'm glad to hear that.

I didn't think you would fight without a good reason...