Song #4 - Video

[fourwayconnection]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS!?!?

[And a good morning to you too, Johto and Kanto! You wanted a teenage boy yelling at the top of his lungs, right? Yeah. To be fair- he seems to be yelling at someone off screen.]

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER SIT DOWN AND GET ANY FRIGGIN' REST! STOP CLEANING THE HOUSE, MAKA, OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND

KICK

YOUR

ASS!

[With that, he turns back to the Pokegear and starts speaking in a normal person indoor voice.]

So that's the situation. My friend over here has some sort of complex, I don't even know- I'm almost positive she didn't calm down when the hurricane was in full effect, so now she's sick but not listening to Doctor Rung's orders of "knock that shit off". How the hell is the nerd of our group of friends just as stupid as the actual stupid guys?

Anyone have any advice for how to make her lay down already that doesn't involve me roundhouse kicking her in the head and into unconsciousness? Alternatively- if anyone is in Olivine, I swear I will literally pay you to come over here and help me confiscate her Pokemon, force her into bed, and tie her down.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

Comments

[sort of "well fuck"]

[fourwayconnection]

[hashtag fuck his life]

...Seriously, what is with you and this aversion to resting up?

[sort of "you're screwed bro"]

[soundmind]

Because I have things I still need to do, and it's not like a cold will kill me. I can't wuss out because of that.

...Besides, the reason I went out in the storm was to help somebody that collapsed. It was worth it.

[sort of "WHY ARE YOU A PAIN"]

[fourwayconnection]

You realize they're all things the REST of us could do, right?

[sort of "YOU LOVE ME"]

[soundmind]

Do you know how to use a sewing machine?

[Maka's actually stopping for a minute and looking at him, tilting her head to the side.]

If you really want me to rest...you have to promise to do the things on my to-do list. And make me that really good soup.

[sort of "I ADMIT NOTHING"]

[fourwayconnection]

...I'm better with handsewing.

Everything else I can probably do- I can definitely do the soup.

[soundmind]

I can save the curtains for another time, I guess.

[Putting off work? She really is sick!!]

[fourwayconnection]

[Hey, at least Kirikou seems happy, right? Practically a puppy as he bounces over to her and tries to hustle her out of the chair.]

Yeah, they aren't going anywhere! Come on, go to bed already so I can make the soup! I heard about a good book to shove at you too!

[soundmind]

Don't touch me!

[At the same time that she says this, Kali gives off a warning bark--hackles rising and fur bristling.

Maka stands up and pushes the chair in her own self, staring at her friend through bleary eyes.]

You don't have to push me around or yell at me, is that how you treat Fire and Thunder when they're sick?

[fourwayconnection]

Okay, okay, yikes. [Kirikou backs up, holding his hands up.]

I don't yell at them, but I do sometimes have to pick them up and force them into bed while they're kicking up a fuss. Usually I can distract them with a tv show or something on the couch before that happens.

[soundmind]

Don't you "yikes" me, if you haven't got it by now I'm not exactly a big fan of being touched when it's not okay with me.

[She never has been, really, but having a protective hellhound makes it easier to reinforce.]

Well. Obviously I'm not a little kid and I'm not one of your Weapons, keep that in mind next time you try to "care give."

[fourwayconnection]

I know you're not, that's why I was yelling at you.

Someone has to watch your back, you know.

[soundmind]

Everybody catches colds and they come out from them just fine, I don't need anyone to look out for me over something like that.

[fourwayconnection]

YEah, but they usually rest when they catch their cold, MAka.

And it doesn't last for two weeks.