fourwayconnection | Song #4

HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS!?!?

[And a good morning to you too, Johto and Kanto! You wanted a teenage boy yelling at the top of his lungs, right? Yeah. To be fair- he seems to be yelling at someone off screen.]

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER SIT DOWN AND GET ANY FRIGGIN' REST! STOP CLEANING THE HOUSE, MAKA, OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND

KICK

YOUR

ASS!

[With that, he turns back to the Pokegear and starts speaking in a normal person indoor voice.]

So that's the situation. My friend over here has some sort of complex, I don't even know- I'm almost positive she didn't calm down when the hurricane was in full effect, so now she's sick but not listening to Doctor Rung's orders of "knock that shit off". How the hell is the nerd of our group of friends just as stupid as the actual stupid guys?

Anyone have any advice for how to make her lay down already that doesn't involve me roundhouse kicking her in the head and into unconsciousness? Alternatively- if anyone is in Olivine, I swear I will literally pay you to come over here and help me confiscate her Pokemon, force her into bed, and tie her down.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

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[It's okay- he's seen worse.]

very tough, yes. I'm not too experienced with them, since this is my first one...but that is what I have heard.

I guess I'll have to think about it then!

i htink when I go traveling, I'll try and get a different kind of pokemon from every area. it can be fun!

Mmm, that sounds like a good idea, Kirikou-kun. I wish you good luck!

Stay safe over in Goldenrod!!

Thank you! And be safe on your travels.

[Don't let Maka kick your butt too much. c:]

Does she at least shove the good ones at you, or just whatever she finds?

Ones she knows I'll like- fire and electric since that's what I worked with back home.

[ Someone offscreen or not, wow. Snake is just wincing... and quickly adjusts the volume for the duration of the yelling. Once it looks like the kid is talking in a normal voice, he rolls the volume up a bit more. ]

I've got some advice.

Let's start with no screaming while your Pokegear is on.

Oops. Sorry.

Good.

[ He rubs his temples. ] Now then... Have you tried tying her to her bed so she doesn't escape?

She has Pokemon guards. More high level Pokemon than I have.

I have to be sneaky, but I've got a few good ideas.

Wouldn't her team want her to be healthy, too? Maybe you could just reason with them... [ Sneaky is a good idea, but he'd probably not want anyone to get destroyed by high level Pokémon. ]

That's what you'd think, but they're proving just as stubborn as Maka is... Or maybe it's because I don't have enough badges?

It's nice of her to give you a customized set of species. Especially since those types aren't quite as widespread as, say, Bug or Flying.

[Or Normal. *coughcough*]

Yeah, she even went all the way to Kanto to get my Plusle and Minun... So I really want her to just relax and get better already before I go insane.

Could be. I have a level 100 Ampharos and he doesn't do a thing I say.

Putting her to sleep sounds more and more like a good idea. Or maybe distracting her with a good game or book.

Oh- a book is a good idea! She's more interested in that sort of stuff anyway. I guess she's a lot like Ox, one of my teammates, that way.

...Any good suggestions?

[Kirikou gives a whistle.]

Nice. Did you train him, or was he given to you?

{...well, it's a sentiment she's familiar with, if not with that level of volume.}

If she won't listen to reason, wait until she wears herself into the ground, and then cuff her to the bed. {Shrugging.} Or you could dose her up with cold medications - I've heard some of those have tranquilising properties.

The only problem is getting past all her Pokemon, but once that's done with, it's probably smooth sailing from there...

Think a Jenny would let me borrow her cuffs?

Has she read the novelization of the Full Metal Cop film series? The plot is decent enough, and it includes all the deleted scenes found only in the Special Edition, and more.

...I have no idea, but that actually sounds cool enough for me to get interested in.

I'll have to chec at the stores around here to see if I can find it.

You don't need to do that.

On the road at the moment.

Then I guess we'll save the recipes for whenever you touch base next. You know what's really great for being on the road, 'tho? Stew.

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