fourwayconnection | Voicemail

Hey, it's Maka, I'm going to be home soon. I'm going to assume you haven't burned up the house since I was gone.

I tried to drown your jerk fox thing, but besides that, everything's cool! How soon is soon?

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[Okay wait what.]

Why the hell are you trying to drown my Pokemon?

[urk]

...It's a jerk.

I'm at the door, think up a better excuse before I come punch you in the face.

[THAT SURE IS A KEY IN THE LOCK SOUND.]

Wait, you're-

[OH SHIT]

[Maka will probably hear the sound of a dumb teenage boy smashing into things in his haste on the other side of the door. By the time she opens the door, there's some treats on the coffee table, an egg nestled on the couch (perhaps a bit haphazardly, and Kirikou is in the middle of having his Doduo hold up a messily written 'WELCOME BACK MAKA' sign with their beaks. He looks back over his shoulder awkwardly.]

...Like, five more minutes is all I was asking for, Maka.

...Whaaat the hell.

[Maka use your words.]

Is this supposed to be a bribe so I forget you tried to drown one of my Pokemon?

Hey hey hey! ONE, I didn't drown anything! I tried to, but it's freakin' quick, okay?

[Curse you, Blair. Curse you.]

Two, I had this planned before that happened. Got it?

You shouldn't have tried at all!

[Siiiiiiiiigh.]

...I wanted to bring you a present back, not have a party that's about me.

wow maka you'd hit a guy wearing glasses

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she'd hit a guy WITH glasses

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cold

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um I think you mean clever

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i admit nothing

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NEEEERD

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GEEEEEEEK

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DWEEB.

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DORK

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OTAKU

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YOU GO TOO FAR

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Your FACE goes too far

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gosh maka so rude

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your face is rude

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gosh haven't heard that one before!!!

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welcome to my world of repetitive insults, bruh

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does he need to get you a book on new ones maka

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hell no she doesn't want to insult people, then she'd be no better than them!!

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but sometimes they deserve it Maka, gosh

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but sometimes they deserve FRIENDSHIP!!!!!

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....okay point

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Hey, it's Maka, be sure to check the PC before going out training today, okay?

...Did you get me another egg?

...hehehe.

[Well that's ominous coming from Maka.]

How many eggs are you going to get me!?

Maybe if I ever get a friend that I like doting on more than you I'll stop.

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Man, where am I going to put this one...

[Give him a second to go the Pokemon Center to check it out.]

What did you get me?

You know Argos, my Arcanine? I got you his baby form, a Growlithe. My friend Chihiro was offering eggs and I got the one fire type sh--[a pause! Maka realizes in that moment that she never asked Chihiro if he was a boy or a girl. He seems feminine in appearance, but so does Crona. Hm.] Shhhihiro had.

Oh, Argos? Huh! That sounds pretty cool.

...I'm still not gonna raise every egg you give me 'tho. [That's a filthy lie. He definitely will.]

Pfffft. Yeah, and Soul's going to come here saying that he's taking up classical music.

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[And after kindly being redirected by Nanami:]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

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Oh shit thx

You're quite welcome!

god luck getting that kisss!

do you think its random if you don't have a crush here?

Oh, you as well!

[...She would probably freak out beforehand, though.]

I'm not quite sure, but I suppose we'll see soon enough.

[Kirikou just gets a single message, typed out in BIG BOLD LETTERS:]

When I find you, I am going to beat the shit out of you.

[Guess who is hauling ass straight out the hotel window when he gets this message?]

[It is even harder to type and run, but he tries. Oh god does he try.]

listn i migt get ad dte pls dont until thn k

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and then it was action

action in your FACE

oh god not the face

yes the face and the nerdy glasses too

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lol you know what this is about

dont aim for the face