fourwayconnection | Song #4

HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS!?!?

[And a good morning to you too, Johto and Kanto! You wanted a teenage boy yelling at the top of his lungs, right? Yeah. To be fair- he seems to be yelling at someone off screen.]

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER SIT DOWN AND GET ANY FRIGGIN' REST! STOP CLEANING THE HOUSE, MAKA, OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND

KICK

YOUR

ASS!

[With that, he turns back to the Pokegear and starts speaking in a normal person indoor voice.]

So that's the situation. My friend over here has some sort of complex, I don't even know- I'm almost positive she didn't calm down when the hurricane was in full effect, so now she's sick but not listening to Doctor Rung's orders of "knock that shit off". How the hell is the nerd of our group of friends just as stupid as the actual stupid guys?

Anyone have any advice for how to make her lay down already that doesn't involve me roundhouse kicking her in the head and into unconsciousness? Alternatively- if anyone is in Olivine, I swear I will literally pay you to come over here and help me confiscate her Pokemon, force her into bed, and tie her down.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

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[...He's gonna get laughed at for this.]

An Eevee- listen, Maka kept shoving Pokemon at me, the only one I got a decision on was the Houndoom, I thought I'd focus on training those before getting so many I couldn't handle them all!

Well, she....she probably won't listen if you....yell at her...

It's just hard to remember, sometimes. I'm not used to having to eat three meals a day.

Oh, I don't know. Fruits and vegetables. And seafood.

She never listens to me which is why i threaten to kick her in the head.

Alright I'll make this simple. You need pokemon that have moves that put people sleep. Moves like Grass Whistle, Hypnosis, Lovely Kiss, Relic Song, Sing, Sleep Powder, Spore or Yawn.

With those you have a good chance of knocking her out and any pokemon she has guarding her.

I'll send you reminders. [He will, too.]

Okay, that's easy enough... Okay, first off, are you on the move, or are you at one of the towns?

Sounds like Grass Types would know most of those moves.

Some are grass moves and others are just normal moves.

...does that make her listen?

No but doing it would knock her unconscious nad let me tie her to the bed

...I'm better with handsewing.

Everything else I can probably do- I can definitely do the soup.

[Wow, that's....no, why would you do that :c]

I still don't think that would work.

I look the Pokemon up in the 'Dex later, then. There's probably someone I can borrow from in a pinch if there's nothing around here that would do...

Theres totally teh chance she might get a hit in on me first true.... but i think im the better melee fighter honestly

[Kirikou no that's not what they mean]

If you can't find any pokemon with it, I can let you borrow my Dunsparce. It knows Yawn.

[NO NOT AT ALL.]

I.

I dont think you should fight at all

[Can you just. Hear the panic in his text.]

why?

If I don't get anything better, I'll be sure to call you again and pay you back with a day's worth of sweets.

See this is why I like talking to you, Kirikou. You understand what I like. [It's one of the easiest ways to handle him.]

There are always better solutions.

[Right???]

thats why I made this post

do you not like fighting or something??

not really. no. im sorry.

hey its fine you're a civilian right??

like not a soldier

Its' fine if you don't like it, that's why people like me and maka exist

[Wait, that's.

...

The way that's worded causes Chihiro to pause, probably with good reason.]

What do you mean?

...You are a civilian, right?

like, where you come from

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